Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
That people would stop being assholes.
Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Blood bounces quite strikingly on snow not only because of the obvious color/contrast discrepancy, but the large difference in temperatures.
Another post to add to the list of “I swear I’m not a serial killer, just a writer”
I’m not even a writer and this is awesome.
I’m not even a serial killer and I love this
im a serial killer
I’m a cereal killer
I’m a snow flake
i’m a Tumblr thread
*trips, falls down flight of stairs*
Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Do you have any regrets?
Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Do you miss anyone right now?
If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
What are you like when you’re by yourself?
How far would you go to keep the one you love?
What would you change about yourself?
If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
What’s one thing you can’t live without?
Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.
being a feminist is like trying to fix a giant hole in the wall and discovering that the entire wall is rotting and filled with termites and you have a lot more work to do than you thought you did
not all termites